It’s difficult to not go all Beavis & Butthead when the subject of the seventh planet is raised.  

Well he also treated Diana Rigg like trash and that was the last mistake he ever made.

The Root: White Woman Calls 911, Accuses Black Neighbor of Stealing the Sun

Deadspin: Sun Not Backing In Down, Responds To Moon’s Challenge

The 2032s had chrome lug nuts that were easy to scratch. I know a guy that had one, and scratching his lug nuts was a good way to make him want to stab a fool.

Maybe they should make a film about Sith Lords getting stuck in a shopping center on Coruscant. I personally would love to see Maulrats.

Well, the picture of a child in the cage is, depending on which one you are referring to, either a staged photo from a protest done by lefties or from the Obama administration era. Either way, it took me a few minuted to find out I couldn’t blame Trump for what was going on in the photo.

Everyone in Elite: Dangerous right now:

I’m thinking of some strange subreddit of entirely alt-right squirrel centric furries.

an important question: How did the cop come to know about the post? Was he reported? Are the cops monitoring public FB groups?

I think what would be better is if the cart surfing was as finicky as it is irl, maybe not as how it maneuvers from cart to cart, but for every 100th cart it has a defective wheel. 

I’m gonna be totally honest here. I’m 27 years old. If I’m going to a grocery store solo, I’mma be cart serfing. Not not because of the LULZ, but because it’s actually an efficient and enjoyable way to move.

ahh, damn. So that means the Overwatch/TF2 style Hero Shooter in the Fallout Universe is real after all? It sounded so dumb, I was sure it was fake, despite hearing from a good source.

Well in the dealership’s defense, she was buying a Fiat. Good enough reason as any to check for a human brain.

“We’ve purposely driven backwards because the team believes there’s high value in drilling a distinct kind of rock”

Blacked out lights.

Daredevil, as his lawyer identity is doing closeing arguements and poof the judge, jury, balif, oposing council, and attendees vanish. His client interrupts mid sentence...

They get zapped into Earth-Netflix, where they team up with a bunch of heroes they’ve never heard of and Coulson learns that he has a shocking new superpower — the ability to say “fuck.”

Easy to capitalize on. Just have a fork launching gun and knife mode. Then you can play fork knife in fortnite.

That’s what I presumed this article was going to be about when I clicked on it. Some Chinese clone called Fork Knife. I imagine it would be exactly like Fortnite, except all the characters are knockoff Overwatch heroes except one of them which is, inexplicably, Spongebob.