I watched a documentary on Koko and the other gorilla who could sign (who's name escapes me) and when Kok's cat All Ball died, she cried. Like, break your heart cried. I believe that Koko watched Robin Williams movies before she met him. I think I remember from the video she had the VHS and pointed back and forth from…

Wasn't this the plot of the "Palestinian Chicken" episode from "Curb your Enthusiasm"?

Yeah, if a guy tries to do something to you sexually that you have explicitly (or even implicitly) said you don't want, that's a violation, not a punch line.

So basically then he raped her? She didn't consent to this and he knowingly did it anyway and then lied? Sounds hilarious.

I really don't get it. he did it multiple times, but when I said "how about I buy a dildo and shove it up YOUR butt without lube or any warning whatsoever and see if you like it?" he said "but that would hurt.."

All in all I liked the episode but I really didn't like the message that you should ruffie yourself so you can stand do any sort of sex act that you are not comfortable doing. That seems like very dangerous territory.

How do you accidentally put it in the butt? I've had guys try to... gain entry to my nether-nether regions if you will, while we were groping in the dark, but it never goes IN. My butt has a way of shutting that whole thing down! (Clenching in fear and abject horror mostly). Not that there's anything wrong with the…

Excellent closing sentence (see what I did, there). I used to hate-watch snippets of the show from time to time, wondering what it was about him that gave me the creeps. The Duggar patriarch gives me the same squicky feeling.

watery cow eyes! dead give away! yes! he always looked so strung out or preoccupied in a bad way.

While I use my airlines smartphone app and/or e-mailed boarding passes, the biggest pile of suck in the world is when you get to the front of the security line, and the TSA's reader is either broken or does not like YOUR phone. BTDT. They WILL send you back to the ticket counter to get one printed out. They may or may…

TYRA Beauty will have an Avon-like model where the products will be sold by individual contractors called "Beautytrainers."

I can't believe nobody has made an app called iBleed

Actually, I kind of agree with Prudence here. She's in a monogamous marriage to a man. They are not opening it up, apparently, to include others. Marriage presumably means forever. Unless the topic came up of its own accord, what would be the point of making an announcement?

My cats are pretty much exactly like that. One of them never ever misbehaves around my dad who yells, "NO!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" and chases him out of the house if he's doing something undesirable, like sitting on the table. I say "No! Stop that" and he kind of gives me this look like "bitch plz."

My mom thinks they're awful, nasty horror contraptions. I started making sure she never did my laundry when I started wearing them so I didn't have to hear about it. I have a couple hipster/boy short styles (also from target because they're hella cheap for how cute they are) that are better than most and I can…

Why do you blow on your cat's face? You could just say "no."

All cats are different somethings work for others its all in the way your socialize them. My cat likes me to blow on his face after I drink my coffee because he likes the smell of coffee lol he's weird

My cat does the same thing. She bites when she plays, but she knows that if it hurts too much I just say "Ouch!" in a loud voice and she stops biting hard. Then we go back to normal play.

Yeah, I can't really watch a video of someone abusing their animal. What a fucking bitch.

Yeah, Cottonelle wipes can suck it. However! Baby wipes are the shit! And by that I mean, they remove all traces of shit, while not irritating the delicate bum area. Get the fragrance free ones, ladies! And *never* flush them!!