This wall of text literally says nothing.

Wait... so when Franken was accused of sexual harassment from a photo that was taken with consent and other people who suddenly disappeared and all he was accused of was essentially misplacing his hands during a few photos... he should resign right away. Three women come foward and say that Kavafucknahbro shoved his…

YEAH! I thought everyone was jerking off to Pete Davidson’s girlfriend!

You realize that two white pass rushers got flags for this during their games? I mean I get your point but... I don't think this is a race thing as certain qbs like Roethlisberger needed to literally be murdered to have a flag thrown. Of course murdering him might be better than the drama. 

This doesn’t even make sense... Alex Smith was not a sitting duck. Qbs are allowed to move. And RBs get stuffed a lot after getting the ball.

How do you tackle a player without driving them, can you show me?

Nothing screams “not guilty” like hiring a guy who specializes in covering up assault...

Donald Trump is proof that time travel doesn't exist

Pretty sure what he said was that he doesn’t stream with women because idiots start rumors and he doesn’t need that type of conflict to interfere with his real life relationships.

There is, his left arm waves a little bit right before the catch. The problem is that he didn’t extend it above his head but to the side.

I’ve never known a slot that Mr. Trump desired to pull out of.

Well done! You deserve all the stars... Fat Kanye was my favorite cameo.

Gorillaz vibe, but I love it. Is that Drake at the 1:50 mark?

June 2017

Wait... did you just mansplain lastpass? Or is it only mansplaining if a man does it? I am so confused now.

Knowledge... am I right?

It is because Cohen just pled guilty to a boatload of shit, and said he was directed by the president. He walked onto a plane during the campaign meeting, I think it is preemptive before Orange Cheeto tells the world he was just a coffee boy or did nothing for the campaign. I also think that it sends message that…

Well, pillars of eternity 2 is coming, along with Diablo 3, doom eternal, shin megami tensai, dragon quest heroes 2, dragon quest 10/11, starlink, dark souls, roller coaster tycoon, dragon ball fighterz and several others... But yeah otherwise just like the vita. Or, you know, just like every other console except with…

Looks like a Ford Fusion and Dodge Dart fucked after heavy drinking.