Not upset, I am saying that if you are going to compare two measuring tools you need to use the same exact measuring style along with the same angles. Also... again, the dots are not measured, just like the two end lines in Google Measure are not part of the measurement either. Why would you think that placing the two…

You realize it measures between the dots right? Not the end of the dots, so yes, it literally could be the difference of a half to a full inch to these ar measuring tapes. So I took both pictures, cropped the lines inbetween the ends for each device where the actual measurement happens. The google line was 1103 pixels…

The FireCuda is not $80, it is listed at $91.79 on my Prime.

The FireCuda is not $80, it is listed at $91.79 on my Prime.

Bullshit... dude, you literally stopped the Android measuring tape well past the tail of rump of the pig and the stopped the Apple one exactly at the rump and then your tape measure you appear to be measuring from tail to snout. You banana picture is the worst because you clearly measured out the google one way long.…

Why isn’t my horrible podcast on here? I am being serious -- I should win an award for worst produced podcast of the year. (If anyone is interested just go look up “Why Everything Sucks” on itunes, google play, stitcher, spotify, or your toilet bowl.)

My internet speeds literally went to hell in a handbasket today. Maybe it is a coincidence, but I have Charter so probably not. So glad I pay for their 300mbps tier so I can experience 18mbps download speeds.

What if the Cavs trade away Love and Smith and Thompson and pick up Smart, Boogie, and George? Have Bron and George play switch 3/4 position.

It’s called the Ford Fusion Sport.

A lot of drivers have a fear of driving near semi trucks. This is just playing off this.

Great meeting with the Bunny Rabbit. We talked about foreign policy and our plans to deal with gun violence. The Bunny had some interesting thoughts. Great thoughts. The best... really.

Rizzo literally steps on the grass to make this slide... and it appears he was going for a full leg sweep. Perhaps he had just finished watching The Karate Slid?

I’ll just get the pro service once a year

I’ll just get the pro service once a year

So, literally not Steam Cleaning at all... excellent.

So, literally not Steam Cleaning at all... excellent.

Is this a true steam cleaner or is it a shampooer masquerading?

Is this a true steam cleaner or is it a shampooer masquerading?

Hemisphere at #1 Counterparts at #2

Now he has to do Cygnus X-1: Book 2 the greatest Rush song of all time. Then some La Villa Strangiato.

I can only imagine you sitting there, clutching your APA Manual (6th Edition) in fury as you typed this.

What... are you saying PotG of Bastion gatling gunning enemies isn’t fun?

Wow, you literally just said nothing. It is cute cupcake that you keep trying to type things out to “be right” when literally nothing you have typed is. Keep trying pumpkin, you’ll get there one day. Or at least your mom thinks you will.

I think she was referring to him being monogamous more than asexual. That he isn’t interested in sexual encounters with anyone outside of his wife because she is his soulmate/life partner.