I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

“the recording was made last Friday, when she and her son were at a trampoline park.”

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

He’s short, he’s Canadian, and he simply cannot be touched.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

That was a pithier reply than I'd have expected from him, but it's probably not the first time he finished quickly talking about feet.

This is the old man I strive to become.  Has empathy, but not without enjoying the absurdity of life. Also I would like to own a hat

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oh yeah dude. huge oversight on my part not including a lengthy aside disavowing ariana grande in this post. I'll get right on that 

That’s acute joke.

the bengals essentially practice under a fucking interstate bridge anyway. nobody gives a shit about these poor souls. it’s like they’re banished to a prison colony where vontaze burfict is jack or ralph and i don’t remember lord of the flies all that well fuck it i’m gonna go smoke a bowl.

I saw the Dayton Triangles play when I was a youngster. I have to say that I found their offense rather obtuse.

I can’t be the only one who sees it.

Some fingers in the right place, some fingers in the wrong place?

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

He probably has a financial advisor. I suggest he switches.

I hope he beats this 

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