I can’t even watch the run, I’m too busy watching number 25 on the punt team over and over again. He stays in his lane so well! After completely whiffing on his block protecting the punter as well.

The only thing that would have made that speech better would have been to pull out a blunt and light it right after the mic drop.

From the “flipping off the crowd” post two years ago:

Please, tell it again.

Hated it!

Umm...you realize Raysism is one of the commenters that's been here the longest and the punting joke is one of the longest running comment jokes here?

I didn't say it was a good plan.

Everyone knows that they got married so she couldn't be forced to testify against him as a spouse, right?

Or peel down the husks, add butter with salt and pepper, pull the husks back up and throw them on the grill. The butter makes up for the lack of water.

I like to add Parmesan cheese (especially to the asparagus) after the re-coating procedure, makes it taste just about perfect. And it doesn't interfere with the smelly pee!

I'd love to check out your hole in the ground, but I'm busy looking at all the holes relating to this!!!1!!!!

Microwaved pancakes are a bit desperate in my opinion, but I'm not saying I haven't done it. My kids favorite eggs are my patented* "perfect circles", which is just a scrambled egg made in the microwave. One egg for 60 seconds, which also makes a good base for a ham, egg, cheese and bagel sandwich, already perfect…

I don't know what it does to the science-y part of the recipe, but I like to add a quarter fuck-ton of cinnamon to the batter, and make sure the pancakes are sized to fit in the toaster, and suddenly the kids breakfast for the week is mostly done. Add a little butter and a cinnamon and sugar mix to a lightly toasted…

GIF party? Do they do those here?

Contest: Over

Update: You can use the Sprint ID program to get rid of the Sprint Default, so that's solved. Also, I just HTCDev unlocked it, installed TWRP custom recovery and rooted it, so I'm good to go now.

I just replaced my Evo 4g LTE with this phone, and it's definitely an upgrade. It is taller by maybe half an inch, and it sure feels heavier, but I really like it. I have big hands so a large phone isn't an issue for me.

Hydrogen peroxide gargle 2-3 times a day and dump some in each ear for a couple minutes...I swear it works better than anything else.

Also great: yellow summer squash and zucchini sauteed, when they're almost done add spinach and some marinated chopped artichoke hearts, add the jar of sauce and a big ole scoop of the salted pasta water and get it all hot before dumping the pasta in. I also add chicken tenderloins to get some protein added in.

Just when I thought I couldn't love Kelly Kapowski any more, you go and do this?!