Hey Albert, I think you forgot to tell everyone this is in reverse order.

Hey man...I was a young, poorish Air Force member out in the middle of West Texas, and among the many terrible restaurants I found one single meal that never let me down, so that's gotta count for something. Not much, but something.

Good stuff Albert. I'd like to add something to this amazing recipe, based on a meal from the culinary juggernaut that is Cheddar's "restaurant" (I think they're mostly in the South plus Texas (rich man's South)) and I haven't been there in 8 years, but I always got this over their Chili's/Applebees style other menu…

Your Brett Favre Google Alert go off? Because he writes them about every team, every year...

KUUUUUHHHNNNN!!!!!

We're having brinner tonight by request for my daughter's birthday dinner. Impossible to turn that request down.

See, I was told I had ADD without the capital H Hyper, because I never had a problem with being hyper. I just had the attention deficit portion. But I'm no Dr., so who knows?

Yeah, I guess full disclosure would include the better diet and a cut in alcohol at the time, but I was stuck at a -25 lb loss before I started the Adderall, then dropped the last 25 in a month.

I always wondered why I couldn't focus, and why I had to multitask or I couldn't get anything done.

I used to be the type of atheist who didn't bother talking about it, and then my daughter was harassed at school by a couple of fuckwads whose parents/grandparents had brainwashed them to the extreme. (Threatened my daughter with hell, in case you were wondering). Now, I'm a militant atheist who spends a lot of time…

If I eat the shells, will they help with my bottom-end rot? It's been a rough summer...

Yeah, no doubt about it after seeing that. Liston's head absorbed a lot of force while being in a compromising position.

I'm a dude. I shave with hair clippers (everything), except when I sometimes go to the skin on my arms and chest, and lower back and ass. I do it because I feel lighter, cleaner and cooler. I keep my leg hair trimmed because I wear basketball shorts around the house and I abhor static electricity, and when I have the…

So it's a knitted sock with laces (why not just neoprene like those $5 water shoes?) and a minimal cushion on the bottom.

Can I have this for my knees? And my newly injured ankle? And my finger joints sometimes hurt, and I have a bum shoulder, and get some elbow tendinitis once in a while. Hell...let's just put this in every joint.

I'm actually shocked, I used a Fusion one time and it literally yanked on my hair and didn't shave well at all, so I tossed it. I used the Mach 3 for a solid decade and had no real complaints other than price. Last year I switched to the Merkur Long Handle and love it, with cheap ass blades from whatever local store…

Onions. Mustard. Ketchup. Dill relish. Hot peppers? Oh yeah. At that point, I believe you can legally call it a salad, so it's a win for everyone.

If that was how tipping worked, there would be no need to tip, it would be included in the price of the meal and the owner would pay the wait staff a living wage. But it's not how it works, you tip a percentage. Everyone has a different percentage, mine just happens to be higher than most people.

Who are you, witty Carrie Hunt? Are you from the Buffalo area?

I'm not a waiter, and I am paid generously, that's why I tip heavily when I am waited on by people who are paid poorly by their employers. 20-25% for a friendly, helpful waiter/waitress isn't absurd by any stretch of the imagination. When I'm really feeling generous, I'm known to leave $20 on a $30 bill.