Sounds like he'll get his first verifiable out of body experience before too long, he must be ecstatic.

But if most of the hemp is being imported from China, where I assume it is cheaper, why aren't more clothing items originating there made from hemp already? US companies are going to use the cheap labor anyways, so are they staying with cotton so the clothes DON'T last as long?

"blue cotton candy Bubblicious gum and Black & Mild cigars, which are used as rolling papers for marijuana."

“The waistband is the only part of the boardshort that actually touches your body,”

Pretty sure implants are supposed to go on your chest.

Right above the first comments where it says Discuss, there is a star and a little triangle dropdown, this is where the share options are hidden now.

No offense.

Love my Nats, and don't even care you're making fun of them, you stupid bastard asshole.

Like many people these days, Deadspin doesn't like coverups, cheating, hiding the truth, and outright dickheadery. This is why they go after ESPN, they're like the Catholic Church, an easy mark that that still has way more followers than it deserves.

Deadspin commenting is more about one liners and stand up comedy type jokes than anything else. A lot of us come here more for the top commenters than for the stories themselves. It's what's done here, crack the best jokes about the story, no holds barred.

I laughed at his wit. So I guess he's doing okay at life.

Yeah I'm on Android, but I like grabbing 10-15 emails at once and mass deleting. The archive button was useless to me. With the update, the swipe made it archive instead of delete, right?

Nope...thanks for the tip.

It's okay once you edit the settings to bring back the delete button, but I don't like the huge icons/labels.

Quinoa tends to be like slightly undercooked rice, just a tiny bit chewy. I like it a lot, I cook it in a rice cooker with a couple of slightly smashed garlic cloves and random spices, rarely the same mix more than once.

Apparently you didn't read what the researchers found in studies? As in, far beyond the common sense of some random person with no apparent bona fides?

Got a source for that? Because the author did.

Please continue, I must hear more.

No instructions on where to find those wonderful jean shorts?!

Vanna's reaction is the best...no I don't still have a crush on her.