I've only had a couple that weren't great, more like wet lumpy biscuits, so let me know if this is as great as it sounds.

This is my "smoldering" look.

I use GO SMS on my Android phone, is that using the phone SMS system?

Wait...how else would you do this? Do these locks come with keys? I've never, ever, seen a key for these locks.

Your first reply on Deadspin and that's what you went with?

Ugh...why did the Goatse image just pop in my head?

Communist.

I like to add pepperoni, and sometimes take that extra step and use mozzarella and dip it in marinara sauce.

Funny thing, it's not the mayo that's the issue, and in fact the mayo is acidic enough that it actually kills off bacteria. And yes I'm including a quote from the Association for Dressings and Sauces, which is apparently a thing in real life.

No.

"In a big bowl, dump and mix the following ingredients: two-thirds or so of a big 30-ounce jar of real, no-bullshit mayonnaise"

Isn't this the same author who cries about diets being hard and people should love fat people because they can't help it? But now that there is science backing up the fact that you can do something about your weight, she's going to cry about her precious carbs?

I try to with something like "Hey, I'm not sure that's true. It seems to have been fully debunked, but if you have a link showing otherwise I'd like to check it out."

Question: For those of us who wear white undershirts often, or otherwise wear white t-shirts, how bad is this going to ruin our clothes?

Agreed, I just can't see how anyone would think this is a good idea. It's a neat option to have, but why is it default?

New Gawker sites

Too much work for me. For steak, chicken and pork I do this: put a large pat of butter on the meat, wrap the whole thing in some iceberg lettuce, and microwave slowly. Medium power especially for the steak to help keep it tender.

Wait wait wait...serious question.

There is literally nobody in this world who is worse than someone who takes video in portrait mode. Nobody.

When you embed tweets it actually resets to GMT.