I’d like to think that Spanfeller just REALLY hates Kellen Winslow.

StICk to aUdio/VIsual cLUb

It's almost certainly bullshit, but a mascot punching a kid is the most Philadelphia sports thing in the world.

Shame y'all don't have a sport's site that could do this story justice.

Until it's proven otherwise, I'm gonna assume the kid was at least fash-adjacent

“Greenwell says his son required medical attention...”

into a thousand years of darkness

All I could think of.

No, the complaints just get more pathetic. You could try being an interesting person with your own style. Then you wouldn’t have to copy other cultures.

White people, it has been 2020 for 6 days! 6!!! Control yourselves!

Missed opportunity that the “s” in “penis” isn’t this one:

I couldn’t agree more but would you mind helping me work through the details? Since there are no shortage of murderous regimes around the globe, shall we just start assassinating people in all of those countries too? Should we just stop at one? How do we decide who gets it first? Should Saudi Arabia be next? It’s…

I’m happy to support women’s advancement into fields that are insanely dominated by men. But thank you for reminding me that it’s not ~required~

She’s both an important figure in the history of LGBTQ representation in the United States and a very wealthy person who brushes shoulders with other very wealthy people, many of whom are terrible.

This is no longer Gervais’ fault. It the fault of the people who hire him, over and over, to make the same unfortunate spectacle that he always does. Gervais is one of those rare people who, even if he happens to be saying stuff you agree with, he still comes off as an unmitigated ass. I remember when he proclaimed…

Gervais has been more of an asshole, and not in a funny way, of late.

That best animated win...seeing Studio Laika throw down against three different Dsiney films and a Dreamworks movie and win.
It sustains me.

‘If you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech. You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world’

Unfortunately, after a run of tolerable jokes, Gervais interrupted himself with a little rant about how everyone in the audience is a hypocrite for working with big companies like Amazon and Netflix and Apple and how nobody has the right to thank any of these companies in their speeches because none of the actors in…

“Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate.... I believe that he will attach Iran sometime prior to the election, because he thinks that’s the only way he can get (re-)elected. Isn’t it pathetic?”
-Donald Trump, November 2011