She should be in prison for crimes against humanity.

Agreed! But this pisses me off on a level beyond that! Who are they moralizing to? Who gives a shit? Like, there’s just not a universe in which Maddux and Johnson are not top 10 all time pitchers! They had both peak and longevity! Even the crustiest “back in my day” old guy loved Randy Johnson! Who doesn’t love an…

She should apologize, resign & publicly work to aid refugees for the rest of her life. 

Rep. Cicilline: You do not know how many people have died in DHS custody?
DHS Sec. Nielsen: “I don’t have an exact figure”

What about today? Do you hate your country more than ever today?

It totally freaks me out that SHS is starting to look like Trump.

The thing that I have seen is that the writers don’t want to give him a 20-minute nationally broadcast platform for which to speak.

I 99.9% agree with you.

If some asshole doesn’t vote for Mariano just because they don’t believe first-timers deserve a vote, then that asshole needs to have his voting privileges revoked forever. After fucking up the Ken Griffey Jr vote (he should have been 100%), Rivera is the absolute embodiment of the 100% vote.

Absurd?  Yes.  Hilarious? Absoooolutely

It’s called Looks Like a QuarterBack Syndrome, or LLAQBS. Sam Darnold suffers from it, and Josh Allen suffers from such a severe version of this syndrome that coaches are trying to force him to play in a way that actively hurts their team’s chances at success.

Another great attribute about Peterman is his efficiency: his drives are so short, and often you get the ball RIGHT BACK. And defensive lines get so exhausted because every other play, they’re 40 yards upfield blocking in space

That’s all well and good, but I don’t think you heard the man. I will therefore repeat it for you, in large, bold font.

The craziest part of the fascination with Nathan Peterman is that it almost entirely has to do with the fact that old men in the NFL are still enamored by QBs who play under center, even as college teams and coaches show them that you don’t need some mythical drop back passer to have a successful offense, and in fact…

Interesting strategy to help the defense get their hands on the ball more often in practice. Gruden’s out of the box thinking might help them climb into the Top 10 in interceptions.

I know it’s pointless to rail against this, but I’ll just never be able to get over this era in our government, or how poorly it reflects on the voters.

They do like to act like they had no part in our participation in the slave trade tho!

My boyfriend woke me up one morning and went ‘I had a terrible nightmare. I was dating Sarah Huckabee Sanders’. Every so often I still console him for this treacherous act of his subconscious.

When my daughter was little, we all would have died without SNAP and WIC. I was planning to fight Donald before, but he just blasted me with a whole heap of new motivation.

I wore this exact look when I went as Wednesday Addams for halloween last year. No joke!