Of course not. They’re probably like “Fuck yeah, he slept with a porn star!”

I hope some smart Democrat Congressman invites Stormy Daniels as a guest to Trump’s State of the Union speech.

Especially since they all come from the shithole states.

Right Wing Nutters: “America is the greatest country in the world and fuck you if you don’t recognize and celebrate American Exceptionalism!”

Let’s ask former President Vicente Fox what he thinks

Do you get a headache trying to go through the mental gymnastics trying to pretend the words of this racist shithead don’t mean what they obviously mean? Or is it easy because you’re a racist shithead?

I thought running in and out of the bathroom every seven minutes was just known as “The Arby’s”.

I hear Hillary Clinton really hated “Firefly.” You’d really own the libs by getting them to bring it back.

The one thing I understand about Trump voters is how little they understand about anything.

I don’t even think it’s that much.  More just that tomato picking isn’t a “white” job so they don’t give a shit.  REAL Americans pick coal!

This is the kind of awful shit I like to point to whenever someone demands that liberals need to “understand” conservatives, especially Trump-supporting conservatives, better. I understand enough.

I was having a pretty good day today. I’d aborted over a dozen babies, I’d gotten a couple of conservative co-workers fired for “hate speech”, and so for lunch I decided to visit Wendy’s. Not to purchase any food—like my fellow elites I only eat artisan kale salads prepared by women in hijabs— but rather to mock the…

You’re in my world now, Grandma.

SO. MANY. BECKIES.

Scouting report:

Trouble With the Perv

This probably won’t really hurt CSE in any way, seeing that all of Wood’s clients were all washed up.

Me too.

“I learned to read!”

And Jesus said unto Lazarus: “LOL pick yourself up by your bootstraps, bro”, and, lo, Lazarus was eaten by vultures.