There will be plenty of time to get accustomed to it once we invade you next year.

Also....

Nice. I half-expected him to yell “FINISH HIM!!!”

I only voted for him a dozen times. But I’m also dead.

Now that this young man has come forward, I feel I must confess:

“I’m making this decision because I believe that it is best for the country. Period.”

Pitbull has better range.

That statement incorrectly presumes that there should be a biopic of Bill O’Reilly.

They missed a chance for this one to be God’s Not D3a3D.

In hologram form!

Spoiler alert: God dies. 

Nothing that doesn’t exist is dead.

If his eyes were any closer together he’d only need a single eyebrow.

Dumbass, it’s a sailboat.....

If you relax your eyes and look at Bannon’s shirt, you’ll see a swastika.

So...uh...this is what racial purity looks like?

Kitten libel!

“Say some words, Ted.” - Cruz’s internal dialogue about any subject.

“Sir, what makes you qualified for this position?”