Ms. Frizzle recklessly endangers the lives of her students by taking them out of the classroom to visit strange places and times, exposing them to real risk and trauma, every damn day—without the permission of their parents. But, damn it, she cares about public education!

Well, if the ones in the lake sink, we’ll know they weren’t guilty, right?

It would be a lot more believable if the Patriots were playing in the World Series.

This story has really humped the shark.

Nobody is saying these asshole, cousin-fucking morons legally have to be forced to put on this basketball tournament. It’s just well within my rights to call them asshole, cousin-fucking morons for their reason why.

Yup. That’s what we want. People putting principles before profits. Any principles. Doesn’t matter what the principles are. Liberalism is the idea that any and all principles are equally good and valid. Religious Intolerance, Racial Supremacy, Misogyny, the principle of Profits being more important than…

My daily prayer:

you are smart enough to understand his nuance and his overtness.

Lol right? I can’t wait to hear that fucking momo’s excuse as to why it’s one of the best deals ever

Can’t wait to hear our Truculent Toddler’s take on this “very good deal”

He was going to go with “We can’t have the slaves running the plantation” but his sensitivity training clicked in.

Choke the Raven nevermore.

The truly amazing part of this story is that it took a teenage boy more than four strokes to finish.

The go fuck yourself tee.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

He’s the Prince Fielder of tennis.

Would you say he’s out of tshape?

His diet went downhill when he learned that using chopsticks to eat food wasn’t nearly as easy and efficient as using a pair of Tsongas.

Penn & Tell’erryone!

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.