philphilconnors
Phil? Phil Connors?
philphilconnors

No idea if any of this is true and I’m too lazy to google, but here I go...

-1 Dan Marino

I was glibly responding to your self-contradictory statement

Violent Left Threatens To Kill The President

he couldn’t lead a bowl of fucking jello

Pack it up, folks. COTD

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise

I want to have your abortion

By all means, go fuck yourself with a knife

It was pretty good. Prettttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.

It offends me that you’re such a cunt.