I used "I would prefer not to," on a cop once! it worked!

I hear you, but weaving would be so trite as the villain. make it mouse or switch or the mfing architect. and maybe have keanu throw a "concordantly" at him before killing his ass.

it's definitely not enticing me to see that movie, but i'm not a movie comedy guy anyway.

I finished watching The Shallows. terrible movie. they didn't just not use my "playa del muerto" joke, they just never even paid off that no one would tell her the name of the beach. and like, people will whinge about smart people doing stupid things in prometheus but not in this, but there's no difference. and…

It would be nice if they gave supes a real joie de vivre upon his resurrection. and really played it up too.

she doesn't have to worry about me driving up to her lawn and slashing her face either.
(context: the alleged origin of her facial scar is someone doing that when she was like 3. i have my doubts about the veracity of that story.)

it's the word "spoiler" surrounded by < > fyi
a "/" in front of the word with the < > at the end to turn it off

reminds me of tina fey in the amex commercials reminding me of my poverty as she drops tons of money on frivolous bullshit.

AI was one of the best movies of the millennium, so far.
strange magic, tho
grindhouse was fine
moby dick but real was fine

Pope Julius II:
When will you make an end?

friday night i wathced Jurassic World, finally. I wanted a big, dumb movie i wouldn't have to think deeply about and it mostly succeeded at that. the one scene tht really bothered me was that when the kids finally hook up with aunt claire again, they witness her saving chris pratt in a fairly spectactular way, yet…

it's real.

beavis: fire. Fire. FIRE! HEHEHE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!!!

it's touted as one of the worst movies of all time and that's hardly the case. it's fine. it's not good, but not bad at all. brando being weird is better than some actors at their best. the prosthetics and makeup were all topnotch. and it was neat seeing a young thewlis.

drink bleach, ted.

kung fu isn't action. it's kung fu.

i listened to some of it. every song sounds exactly the same, i.e., like every other chuck berry song.

neither. both overrated baby boomer bs.

downloaded. it's pretty great, i must say.

it was good, but too many scenes of the nasa control room bursting into
spontaneous and usually premature applause. you're professionals
fercryinoutloud, keep it together. and the scenes of "crowds gathered
worldwide at famous landmarks" rang completely false. and some of the
mars stuff just seemed like the…