Let’s be honest: none of us really care that you already wrote about a Wagoneer project. We love the journey and the crazy/insane things you have to do to get there.

My childhood Pizza Hut had the Ms. Pac-Man cocktail arcade game.

Cardboard man gets paid?

you knew they were gonna run into bookkeeping issues seeing as how Pelinka’s never really been around a ledger before

Jimmy Butler and I are perfectly content with our trusty Timex Indiglos.

Applebee’s; you’ve made a poor choice in where to live, now make a poor choice where to eat.

Davey was my best and only friend from k-6th grade and really gave credence to the final words in the movie Stand By Me, “I never had any friends later on like I had when I was 12.” Rather, I am 43 now and I still have never found a friend quite like him later in life. Sadly I will never get to tell him face to face…

Neither grape nor nuts. Resembles the fallen organic matter at the foot of pine trees. Compared to GrapeNuts plain Shredded Wheat is fois gras and black truffles.

Woah, woah, woah. Let’s not let GrapeNuts off the hook so quickly. It’s literally gravel.

They should have just made it so that he was the one who invented the auto-save feature after finally deciding he’d had enough with people resetting the game. Like, have him tell you about it at the beginning of the game and maybe also have his face pop up the corner every so often with a speech bubble showing him…

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

I mean, Double-A is basically the bush league, so...

You buried the lede: there actually is an ESPN “the Cinco”?

He isn’t “owed” anything, no; the Lions took that money back in full accordance with the contract he signed in accordance with the CBA.

For what it’s worth, this is from the Astros’ game thread on Reddit:

“She is going be OK according to my mom. She was 4 rows away and just talked to security guard who said they are taking her to hospital for precautionary but early signs are good.

I especially like the part where he fakes the pass to the corner and is wearing a Clippers jersey when he spins back to the lane.

Anybody who has had an elderly relative with dementia pass away has likely found notes like these in their residence after they were gone. My grandmother had grievance notes like this all over her house, and I’ve spoken with many other people who have reported the same kinds of notes with their loved ones also.

David’s been rustitutionalized.

What do they call it when people get out of prison (or the military) and can’t cope with a sanitized, predictable, safe world all day long?

Kick a can!