Is it too late to note that Flea’s bass line in “You Oughta Know?” is goddamn amazing?

Now I want a Diablo 2-like Deer King that will come out and kick the holy hell out of you if you shoot too many deer. Even better, if the Deer King kills you, he messes with your save so that you have to start over or something horrible (I haven’t played this game).

Today I learned I can’t spell bucket under fire.

We can still trade for him.

To me, it’s a marginal Crack Pipe, if only for this- why did the owner have to work on so much in only a year, only to then sell it? Methinks there’s a chance that it’s harder to care for than it should be. 

“If there’s anything that truly scares me, it’s the possibility of losing control of any automobile, which is why every car that I purchase gets a new set of ball joints and tie rod ends...”

I have the same fear. You know how *I* get around it?

NOT BUYING A 30-YEAR OLD BARELY MOLECULARLY COHERENT RUST BUSKET…

Fun question- obviously, $40K is too much.

What is the price that you’d actually pay for this? At $15K, do you say no? $12K? $10K? $8K?

My mom had a Chrysler 300 at one time. Nice car! I’d maybe go in at $7500.

The inner college economist is me (1 year of macro and micro, babeee!) would also note that Bell got a year of “psychic income”- basically, if he thinks he did well by defying the Steelers, then there’s a non-monetary gain in his favor.

In his prime, he got a year to do nothing. He rested his body. He probably had some…

The inner college economist is me (1 year of macro and micro, babeee!) would also note that Bell got a year of “psychic income”- basically, if he thinks he did well by defying the Steelers, then there’s a non-monetary gain in his favor.

In his prime, he got a year to do nothing. He rested his body. He probably had some…

Does baseball still have a better union? The players are really getting pushed around quite a bit lately. 

Dear Jalopnik: Can we get a David Tracy Wrenchin link on the top of the site? Seriously, this is why I come here.

While I admire his honesty and his stand, I think the NFL quit him before he quit the NFL. He didn’t get drafted, missed a ton of games over 4 years, and had three strikes before he quit. He wasn’t a superstar. Was he even going to get a contract?

Having said that, ESPN’s recent article on the NHL and pot really shows…

I take the subway from Port Authority to Brooklyn right now. It’s not that bad. I’m not saying it’s my favorite thing in the world, but it’s not horrible.

I take the A or the C from Port Authority to Brooklyn. I didn’t notice the situation, but I probably had my back to the platform at that stop. It’s been bitterly cold all week. 

I’ve never read Barstool, and probably won’t. But this sort of alt-right bullshit is crazy in comics- there’s a movement called #comicsgate, and good Lord, the manbabies in that group are insane. Doxxing, deadnaming, harassing, using mock slurs like “soy boy” and “SJW”...blargh.

Hinkie probably wouldn’t have traded the Sacramento pick to get Fultz, because he valued draft picks so highly.

I’m a Philly fan, but I do understand that, for all of Hinkie’s strengths in evaluating assets properly, he was not exceptional in evaluating talent (see: Okafor, Carter-Williams vs. Greek Freak, etc). It is…

I can’t believe Drew didn’t use that two-minute-warning bit to make an Andy Reid joke. IT WAS RIGHT THERE, DREW. TALK TO YOUR DOCTORS.

It’s a ton easier to use Plex to watch on an iPad in the bedroom. And it works well even on the free tier.

In all my years as a wrestling fan, I don’t think I’ve ever heard one bad one about Bundy. Seems like a genuinely nice guy. Sorry to see he passed.

How many games left until LeBron gets shut down for the year?