By the way, the “fuck the rich guy” approach doesn’t even apply to him, because he’s gotten so many unpaid suspensions. I’d be surprised if he had a million in the bank, and probably a lot less.

So this is the Juicero of subways?

The last time I worried about a writer like this, it was Paul Zimmerman, who you can argue was very similar to Drew (and that’s a compliment). Paul was a damn fine weekly guy who you could count on to give you that perfect hide-it-from-the-boss gargantuan-length column of football knowledge, general grumpiness, and a…

Dude, my macros are electrifying. Pivot tables is 1st grade- I’m VBing the shit outta that sheet.

Just checking- are we absolutely sure we know where Gregg Easterbrook was when this accident happened?

On the one hand, I admire your decision and think it’s right.

I sincerely wonder if, now that gambling on sports is legal in the US, we’ll actually rethink Rose. On the one hand, he’s screwed himself on this in so many ways that it’s not funny; there’s been multiple paths for him to come fully clean and play nice, and he just gets in his own way every time.

On the other hand, we…

David, I’m a comics fan. I understand what it means to love something artisanal. I love your writing.

I too am a bit of a collector. I bought tons of comics, just as you did. Comics from 50 cent bins and dollar bins, cheap, maybe not as beloved as that Spider-Man #1 in mint, but I loved them.

And then one day, I had to…

At least he didn’t say he was play a Fender jizz.

(For those who don’t know, the two primary Fender basses are jazz and precision. There are variants- I have a short scale Jaguar bass, for example.)

Bass is so much fun. And I’m not surprised Worthy played bass. In fact, I’m surprised more basketball players don’t play…

Hey, here’s the GoFundMe. Why it’s not in the article...

Oh no. If it served Subway sandwiches, it’d be crap. No, these are HOAGES my friend, the highwater mark of torpedo rolls and deli meat. And they’re all custom-made, and easy to order, and taste like God himself crafted it.

Plus Wawa iced tea is unlike any other iced tea.

He only had 12 interceptions? Is that right? I would have guessed more.

So, in 2017, you listed 22 players who were butt. Most of them turned out to be butt; I think the jury might still be out on some like Buddy Hield, but yeah, most were butt.

In 2016, you said Bradley Beal was butt. I’m...conflicted on that. I’m not sure he’s butt; I just think Wall and Beal and Porter together are butt.

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That’s not a librarian- that’s an idiot student page working the desk. No real librarian would pull that dumb shit.

Calling that person a librarian is like calling the administartive assistant at your place a journalist. Just because you’re working in the place doesn’t make you a professional.

...Sorry. My wife is a…

How often do you think Donald Trump has gotten laid since January 2017? Can I count the number on my hands? Do I need to take my shoes off? Or is it much more than that? And is this the most disturbing question of the day?

Why is St. Louis out of this picture? Is there really no chance they don’t decide to pull a Baltimore and steal someone else’s team?

Counterpoint: Is it David Bixenspan’s job to provide such a solution? He’s a journalist, not a WWE event booker.

I’m a white person who didn’t think about the harm she did yesterday, and didn’t understand the outcries. Now I do. Thanks for explaining it to me.

I am so sorry for the abuse you suffered, and I thank you for not letting it rob of you of empathy and humanity. Best to you.

I was waiting for this to be the first hire of the XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXFL.