• The Knicks are interested in K.J. McDaniels, who could not hack it as a Philadelphia 76er.

The other day, I legally parked my Hyundai Sonata at a restaurant. Five minutes later, a semi-sober guy in a huge beat-up white pickup truck really close to me.

I am a fat nerd, but this is the first b-ball jersey I’ve ever wanted to own and wear.

Apple’s share price is $127 right now. That one request (10 shares) would cost more than anything on the Cleveland Indians request list.

Cue image of Satan putting his checkbook away, a tear in his eye.

NO.

To the article author: You rock, and you’re awesome.

“MAH GAWD! THAT’S RICK REILLY’S MUSIC!”

In Simmons’s defense, at least he acknowledged the domestic abuse crap involving Mayweather. However, it was weird that his daughter made the decision for him (he had to go to Game 7 because he would have had to fly into Vegas on his daughter’s 10th burthday). Me, I watched Game 7 and went to bed.

Wait- so if I switch from the Eagles to the Chargers:

I know it's not a popular theory these days, but when Rob joined New Mutants, my X-Men reading friends and I ate that shit up. It wasn't until later that it went downhill.

No sympathies.

...Miracleman?

Except at the time of his arrest, he wasn't in the league. He was undrafted, was in Denver's camp, but cut in the preseason.

Nope.

I reall ywonder if this is why Belichick didn't call a timeout. Had he called one, the Seahawks would have come to their senses and run Lynch on the next two plays.

From my understanding (which isn't authoritative or anything), she only got $1 million at this time, and was promised the remaining $12 million of the estate when she turned 30.

...so what was the best vacuum cleaner, anyway? (Betting it's either the Dyson or sponsored content, but what the hey, I want to know.)

He's only 42! He's younger than me!