Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

They lost me at “Aurora.” You just know that whichever draft that first appeared in, the following script doctor’s immediate reaction was, “Too obvious” only to be countered by some studio lackey chirping, “Sleeping beauty — brilliant!”

Dear God, if this season focuses on a not present Yolanda, I’m going to scream. Bitch, be gone!

I think glenn is coming back from this one. I have a feeling.

This does not surprise me at all. 😐

Plasti-spin boy.

Did he at least claim the attackers were black men?
That generally lends an air of credibility to white people’s made up stories uaually.

He’s basically Homer.

But no word on Snyder being shown the door.. :(

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

Well, it's not like they got anything else right.

Photo of the security guard in question.

COUNTERPOINT:

It would have helped if they’d been better actors. It’s a really fun idea though.

After watching the actual video, I have decided I don’t understand anything these days.

Bobby, did you see this yet?

but most people don’t make such a public spectacle about not having sex