"I really hope Martese Johnson- an educated, articulate, well-dressed black man can finally open some people's eyes"

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

This seems late. The Redskins were removed from the playoff picture way back in November.

I work with a guy who eats out someone before he comes to work, & doesn't brush his teeth.

HaHA, I lost zero followers, because apparently 166 humans like pictures of my cats and face.

I bet that asshole, Chris Gaines, will be performing in his place.

Jesus, I have such a crush on Mat Fraser. He's so goddamn charming IRL.

I cannot stop laughing at "Gathered Truths". Screw shopping. I'm just going to make homemade truths for everyone. Truth #1: You've just wasted a precious few seconds of your slow march to death reading this truth.

Not even a prosthetic penis....

I'm about to show up to Wes house unannounced if that's how he open's the door.

She does seem to have the daughter's wellbeing at heart. But, as ungenerous as it sounds, something sticks in my gut about the couple's willingness to bring up a white baby in a racially homogenous, intolerant area. Don't white kids need to understand diversity as well?

I wish they'd also scrutinize those racist as shit "in the hood" pranks as well.

Authorities learn she works for Goldman Sachs, apologize, give her 15% bonus, too.

"it doesn't matter if it's $94 or $94 million..." Really? Doesn't it just a little? Note to self: do not fall for offer to pick up refund check at bodega down the street.

Poor Aladdin, you needed one more wish before your genie left.

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

No Hercules dick? I need to see some god dick up in here.

but burt, we don't have the full story. what if he was wearing something provocative?!?!?!?!