Poor Aladdin, you needed one more wish before your genie left.

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

No Hercules dick? I need to see some god dick up in here.

but burt, we don't have the full story. what if he was wearing something provocative?!?!?!?!

Do you know all black women? Because I don't fucking know you. Address the violators directly and leave everyone else out. Starting right NOW. Please and thank you.

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For that price I could purchase a ridiculously large television and watch Beyonce videos on it while sitting down!

I've got a bad feeling about this.

The quick wit we've come to expect from Honey Boo Boo

Not as much as the NRA or their clients, the firearms industry.

This guy is so annoyingly smarmy I want to keep my Facebook account just out of spite.

I keep my FB because I have a sibling who posts "inspirational" true stories every day and when she does I always respond with ones like this: A 16 year old girl asked her boyfriend to buy her a new car for her birthday. The day of her party arrived and her boyfriend did not show up. She was heartbroken and cried…

You know it's a rough episode when a sudden ax to the back of the head is the third most disturbing visual for the night.

Somebody doesn't know as much about Bey as she think she does.

Yeah I struggled to get through this. Good news is that the second half is way more interesting than the first.

I don't think I made it past page 70. I know this is supposed to be a beloved book, but I couldn't read another word. And I rarely put books down unfinished.