Do you use your indicators? That is the real key to being a full-BMW person: NEVER using your indicators.

No, No. TOYOTA owners. They are THE WORST. EVER. CAPS LOCK!!!!!!

You know — as the ex-owner of a ‘10 535, I understand this well. People poking along the Colorado freeways in their underpowered Outbacks and slow Priuses (in the left lane) tend to get annoyed when passed on the right. All it takes is a slight adjustment of your big toe to bring enough twin-turbocharged goodness to…

all Subaru owners and old Honda owners and American muscle owners are douches. except the ones I personally know, they're cool.

Every safety feature ever. We all whine about traction control, ABS, and stability control, but the truth is I wouldn’t want to drive a car without any of them.

Manuel’s transmission, or were they autos? That seems insane. I haven’t owned any yet, but I will probably end up buying at least one at some point.

I remember North Texas winters, lol. I'll take a foot of snow over an inch of ice any day.

+1 for perfect reference.

There, I fixed it.

have to say I'm disappointed in Jalopnik jumping on the rumour bandwagon of the Clarkson story.

Prosecutor- "Well, your Honor, after reviewing what a bunch of horny street-racing 16 year old boys said on Jalopnik, I am motioning that these charges of Murder be dropped entirely. Those kids really know their stuff. Based on the testimony of these expert witnesses, I motion that charges be brought against the…

This is insane, there is no murder here, not by the GTR or even the Mustang driver. Everyone came here to take part in the same thing. Although it's unfortunate what happened, street racing is absolutely statistically insignificant. This isn't some murder rampage that's slaughtering our children, drunk driving is.…

DeLorean on white walls is best DeLorean

Not even trying to get in a discussion about racism but if Patrick George had said that a Tesla was the hottest thing to come out of the United States since the Big Mac, would that be racist? I don't think it would. As far as I know, the Chinese are very proud of thier food and incredible culinary diversity. …

What's so horrible about this is that it's evident that they just slapped a car ontop of batteries and ended up with something that looks bloated vs. the Tesla which actually integrated the batteries nicely and ended up with something that still looks like a normal car. Here's an illustration to showcase Chinese…

Welcome to Costco, I love you!

So idiocracy was actually an accurate prediction of the future?

The MOST miserable mileage? My Land Cruiser would like a word with you.

In my experience, yes. I've owned two new TDIs since the 2008 EPA testing overhaul, and both have significantly topped their EPA numbers. The cars' ratings were 30 city and 40 highway, and even before the engine was broken in the car was returning mid 30's in town and low 40's highway. Now with 33k miles on my 2012…