But goddammit, thewinchester, this is the 5th request he's made for an extension in as many months!

The only way to stop a bad shark with a gun…

I'm pretty sure most so-called "sharks" are just delivering "candygrams".

Agreed.

This is the correct explanation.

Our administrative assistant used to refer to our printer that printed in color as the "colored" printer.

Oh boy! I've been waiting so long for this opportunity!

No. No! This is all wrong! You're a fungus! (Is that racist?)

I still don't get you, apples.

Yes. Yes it is.

Yeah, just want to voice my distaste in general and for avatar/comment synergy.

Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?

He had THREE children. I assumed the remaining one (probably the baby) was burned beyond recovery…

"Octavia Spencer’s comic gifts should not be hidden, figures Saturday Night Live"

Fine. *Speed*, then.

Huh…This is the sentence I've needed most in my life.

Nobody's going to click that link so I guess the world may never know.

"shoes that order your pizza for you"

I like the thought of Shakespeare looking down on BCS and thinking "so far so good, Vince. But don't screw this up."

This age thing is becoming more problematic as time passes.