Joseph Heller is spinning in his grave:

I am told, quite often, that Reeves' portrayal of "Don John" in Kenneth Branagh's "Much Ado About Nothing" is terrible.

I just wanna be loved. Is that so wrong?!

Yes! And Debra Winger is wonderful.

You ain't friendly. I saw "Nightcrawler."

So (and this is an honest question), is this what the song "The Days of Wine and Roses" is based on? Or did the movie of the same title find its inspiration in the poem?

You sent me on a Google search there. Worth it, though.

This movie should contain the following: mansions, Benzes, "endz," cream, money, hoes, clothes, champagne, birthdays, chronic, Moet, douches, bushes, blunts, Optimos…..[umm…a sequel may be necessary…]

Please make me happy by telling me that this is a Lester Young/Charles Mingus reference…

Okay…Yep. I misread the article title, too.

Yeah…but you want sex.

By way of an explanation, here you go: https://youtu.be/j9yBPcn8IqU

1) No one goes to Hooters for wings.
2) There is no sex in the Champagne Room. None.

This is great. Thanks!

RIP, Mr. Jarreau.

I thought you were quoting Robert Palmer.

First thing that came to my mind after reading this was: "Out of Sight."

Maybe illiterate, but still sexy, right?

A little bit!

At first I thought that said "black."