So…two "Parks and Rec" type incidents lately:

Well, since you're here now, hang around for four years and then go to the theater to watch the most popular movie in the U.S.

It is a problem. We have the /s for sarcasm but no symbols for "sarcasm-free."

It was "Captain Fantastic."

Isn't it cheaper just to take a caffeine tablet (or pour a crushed tablet into water/soda)?

appendicitis

That's heavy.

"This is why you don't want to eat too much liver…"

If only O'Henry would have lived long enough to have appropriated this story…

Ugh…I had to look up "Inki," but once I saw the character, I recognized it. It's just that I haven't seen that character in a *long* time.

Now that's unfortunate. Was this a "art house" type theater or a common multi-screen one?

Isn't that ironic!?*

No need to brag…

If your avatar was a photo of Alanis Morissette, that would be ironic…umm…right?

"Allow me to help you slink off to the sidelines. And mark your adieu with three cheers."

"Even hotter take…"

Hey, look, I was stuck in 1987 for an entire year!

You're getting a lot of suggestions for "San Junipero." But it's not representative of Black Mirror, either. Don't get me wrong. It's wonderful. But I think I enjoyed it more after having seen the (great) dark episodes.

That struck me as odd, too—at least on laptops. I don't necessarily want people to see what I'm viewing on-screen.

booooooooo!