"blumpkin"…is that what the kids call it now? Or only in October?

I can think of two things wrong with the title of this article…

Hmm…you'll recall from the "Untouchables" (and real life) that Capone eventually goes down for tax evasion…

I think cigarette is alluding to comments that Trump made about women "not being attractive enough."

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Serious question:

I was *very* concerned during the beginning episodes that I would actually end up hating April. But, she later shows herself to be caring and her "cruelty" seems to be more of a silly affectation.

Fine! I'll leave now…

All jokes aside. It really is. It's astounding.

By mass or volume?

They taste like burning!

Speaking of Garth Brooks and flamin' hot:

You mean….a little short….of mediocre?

Yep. Tom is excellent at defining the solution to a problem by distilling that solution down to 2 - 10 steps. Usually the final step is either rippin' it up or visiting a strip club.

I *think* there was, briefly, a "Finer Things" club on "The Office." I believe Oscar, Pam and Toby were members.

I will! I kept putting it off for…well…years. Now I can binge on it. It's good for my mental health to see a well-written program that isn't "dark" or "mean-spirited." Sure, I like those types of shows, but not all of the time.

I just started watching Parks and Rec. on Netflix and I'm really enjoying it.

The verisimilitude of these photos is questionable:

That is *exactly* what I thought, too. And for the *exact* same reasons.

Too late…