Well, she's pregnant, so there are two Wongs.

No. *Martians* can't be racists. Martians.

I swear that comment sounds, at the end, like you're running out of here as quickly as you can.

Upvote for band name.

Ahh…thank you.

No. He doesn't. I understand the words but the headline sentence makes no sense.

Three things:

"…more than one…"

I thought this was a joke.

"Where's your Messiah now!?" she reportedly shouted.

Mrs. Obama doesn't get out much. Barry's kind of the jealous type.

Crap! My light's are out again. Damn Hamilton Co.!

You must be out of you *goddammed* mind!

Thank you!

On a related note…when are we going to see those J.D. Salinger books that were supposed to be released after his passing?

I like the show, but the irresponsibility is staggering. She became pregnant because she and her lover didn't use protection.

Not hearing of Anita O'Day is a loss for anyone.

Yep. I read it that way, too.

Uh…no…no no…I…umm…I for one welcome our A.V. Club overlords!

Thank god you said something about this. (The internet is great for helping you realize you are not alone).