That instrument is broken out only for performances of Beethoven’s Symphony No. 3-some.

I’d watch.

In fact, instead of being a homicidal supervillain, this Joker is a high-powered executive at a women’s lifestyle magazine looking for love in all the wrong places.

Technically MJ was 21 and Brad was 16.

M-O-O-N, that spells Manson.

Plot twist: she's actually playing Flagg's virgin bride, Nadine.

I thought Brad was like 11 during the blip and was now 16.

I paid full price for Mario Run and I got hours of entertainment out of it. I even 100% all the levels in it and there’s only a few items I’m missing.

It doesn’t feel as great as you’d imagine. I wore huge glasses, hunched my shoulders, wore ill fitting clothes, and spent nearly all my time reading as a kid. I was a huge nerd who barely spoke to other people at school. I was also a competitive gymnast and the best player on my soccer team outside of school (strong,…

Some kid is really going to be confused when their creepy 9 year old Judy Nails video gets an extra 1000 hits

No honorable mentions for Wolverine and Iron Man, the latter of which had basically nothing worth promoting as a tie in

The dog is still alive. It’s your friend who is dead.

If you hit ‘z’ in reply to the same Zack Zwiezen post more than five times you get perma-ungreyed on Kotaku!

It’s close enough. I mean, if you factor in different art styles, different parts of the timeline, and different proportioned versions of Link, it’s hard to expect everything to be 1:1. Plus, it’s not like everything such as village locations, different races, etc. stay consistent from game to game.

But you forgot one game Luke...

It’s a Patlabor

“The demands of action and comedy, however, are apparently much too great a weight for this action-comedy to Lyft.”

I honestly don’t understand why they are not just more straight forward about it. “We wanted to make it more family friendly, please stop whining. ” They honestly would’ve gained some respect from me.

Hell in today’s climate I would’ve even accepted: “We have developers to feed, that gets harder to do if our game is…

Tarantino: I think you mean two hundred and six FEWER curse words, motherfucker.