Campy super hero movies are the only ones I like. Give me pervy Danny Devito as a human-penguin hybrid over a psychotic sadist Joker any day.

I had the same problem - my mom didn't want to admit her baby was becoming a woman and as a tomboy you really don't wanna deal with it either.

First time I tried to do it I swiped one of my sister's OBs and just tried to cram. Into my urethra.

In that case I'd say sixth grade is a safe bet. That was the year I distinctly recall boys snapping girls' bras. I didn't get my first one until seventh grade, though, about two years later than I should have. Ugh, the chafing...

So you find jokes funny. Good for fucking you. The question is, do you find overt threats of sexual violence funny?

NO, Rafinha is a troll. Read their other comments.

Okay, here's the strategy: get gelato, eat it on the walk to the museum, see the museum, get more gelato after. Oh wait: take a Lactaid first. WHO'S WITH ME!

Gelato museum? PORK MUSEUM?? Holy crap I think I'm gonna plan my entire honeymoon around this.

They sell it at my neighborhood cheese shop! I am inordinately excited!!

Maybe so, but it was only on Cute Overload a couple days ago and they are the arbiter of cute trends!

Well, according to the Pretty In Pink Guide to Girl Science, you ate too many carrot sticks as a teen.

A couple months ago I discovered I was out of bandages after chopping off a large chunk of thumb making breakfast. Nothing like running to the store with your hand held up and wrapped in takeout napkins going "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT..."

Yeah, the waiting until you lose at least five pounds before clothes shopping again game is a very discouraging one - who's to say you won't get your period, bloat up, and throw the whole thing off anyway?

But look how many pageviews it got!$$$

Hey, can you dismiss that comment below you? Press the X on your inbox feed.

Yay! He's the best!

That one would have to change step 6 to "have sex through a hole in a sheet and then say five Hail Marys"

Hey Gloomy Gus, have a hamburger.

Medical transport cabs make a killing off them, too.

It's so funny when you try to show a passport at a bar, too! They look at you like you're nuts. Once a cashier at Target refused to take my check because she didn't think the passport counted as ID.