You go into forbearance, or a series of deferments. Unfortunately you have to keep re-explaining your status as a non-contributing member of society.

That Windsor accent is comedy GOLD.

I would watch the hell out of that!

YES!

Glad I'm not the only one who rewords bad sentences as I read them!

Well there goes my evening...(as I forward this to my mom's entire side of the family)

You mean like moth balls, cheap cellophane, and depression?

Who doesn't notice that go missing???

Seems a little hypocritical to call out another media company for valuing advertisers and investors over its readership, Jezebel.

Editorial standards? What editorial standards?

Yeah, why mess with an experimental procedure like this without knowing anything about it long-term? Did we all forget about those "magic" X-ray booths that would make all our unwanted body hair fall off with only the mild side effect of cancer?

Ah. Misinterpretation. Allow me to clarify this slightly nuanced concept: society and media teach men that they all deserve the hot girl in the beer commercial. Video game is just an example of the zero-sum, competitive attitude these self-styled "pickup artists" take towards "scoring" "conquests."

Chris O'Dowd, I would listen to you read the dictionary. "IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Great point. The emphasis on numbers of women rather than quality of relationships is a dead giveaway.

It's that whole weird entitlement to sex thing that some men have. You can't earn points toward sex like it's some kind of video game!

Yes! Brown face was only ever done well once, and that's when Peter Sellers did it.

Energy drinks make me super aggressive - I worked for a health food company once and we got free samples of some "natural" Red Bull alternative. We were at each others' throats all week.

It's a vicious cycle! So nefarious.

You'd think they'd teach you that in health class, but no, they can't acknowledge that anything else can occur from sex other than babies and AIDS. At least in my school district.

From my non-medical professional, UTI-having understanding, some people are more susceptible. BUT you can also become more susceptible by having a UTI in the first place. Once you get one, they're much more likely to come back over the next few months.