@pearlsdream: I LOVE that photo! Bet you it's already on his blog.

@thePrototype: Well okay, so a small percentage of women do ejaculate, and that's of the percentage of women than can get off from penetrative intercourse...so I'm just sayin, a wet spot is no proof that an O happened.

@deleahrium: Oops! I was totally thinking of my grandparents in the 40s (my family is old)

@deleahrium: That's hilarious! It was a more practical time...

@Tigrrl: All the generalizations on there about how women talk/think/behave (on Jezebel and in general) have compelled me to make my own generalization about deadspin commenters: y'all are HOPELESS.

@thePrototype: Women don't have "ejaculate" (unless you watch a lot of squirt porn, but that's not reality).

@bigredfool79: "Women absolutely, unequivocally, just DO NOT know how to relate to men. "

@Kristin Douglas: It seems that the researcher was trying to restrict his diet to things easily bought at convenience stores - replicating the conditions of the urban "food desert."

@Lizard in the Wires is Driving MizJenkins: This is much better. And he has a great conclusion:

That picture is far scarier than anything I saw on Halloween.

@SidheDragon: "By normal I mean someone who can get to the store and buy their food be it with money, food stamps, or EBT and can then go home and make it."

One more point for those of you who say that weight is a choice:

@danakm: that's all?

@alexa.conquest: Way to miss the point, chickadee. "Education" does not equal "Public shaming"

@himayv: the "VAST majority"? You seriously think we all can just work out and eat healthy and we'll magically lose weight?

@Wenchette: It's all about the effort! I went during senior year too, and it felt special because it was with friends who I'd trick or treated with since we were toddlers. We went all out with our costumes and had a blast.

@Atsumi: Oh god it happened to me! It's worse when you can't find it later...

@footnotegirl: Another thing to watch out for: trying to empty the cup while drunk. You don't realize exactly how much blood is in there until it's all over the bathroom floor.

@acutelyaware: It was last weekend and it was a BLAST! In NYC it's called "Zombiecon"...

@SnorkMaiden: Yes! Why no Hobbes?? because he was never in a movie?