I don't feel like taking naked pictures of myself while high...it seems more fun to listen to NPR and play video games, with a big bag of candy.

@maryinstereo: That museum is awesome! I used to check out books from their children's library during college.

Odd, I saw it billed in a theater here in Chicago last weekend...you sure it's only NY and LA release?

I never got the idea of what Barbies were supposed to be for (styling?). They were always the Bad Guys. I had my other toys try them for witchcraft and then have them hung, drawn, and quartered. Then the dinosaurs would eat them, because the dinosaurs were awesome.

Internet dating is very, very hit-or-miss. I joined OkCupid a few years ago, and have been on several dates - two people I actually liked enough to go out with again, several were awful and awkward. But hey, they were good practice! And I met my current live-in BF on the site, whom I get along with better than most…

@Tits.McGee: Yeah dude, she could be Christina Ricci with that bobblehead.

"On any given day they take me on all sorts of imaginative adventures-from a princess to a president, movie star to mermaid, fashionista to fairy-so I really can't take myself that seriously."

@veronykah: I know! She's the most original one there!

@KristaJulieva: He can't! Part of his deal with the devil is that he can only make one facial expression.

@theatrically: Ditto! You definitely CAN fall in love while taking SSRIs, and they help you become a more stable human being so you don't push away everyone who tries to get close to you. That's what they're for.

@shushi: Oh, ditto on the ballet flat trend. They have NO support! You might as well walk around in socks on the pavement.

Thank you, Mr. overly observant gentleman, for pointing out the obvious. We've done away with bustles, corsets, girdles, and more recently, stockings seem to be fading out...but high heels somehow still captivate people, and I am one of those women who just doesn't. get. why. Maybe it's because my flat, bunioned…

@Moabit: Yes!!!!

Gertrude Stein IS unreadable, and even more self-important than Hemingway. Not the best role model for female writers...

@amowls: I think that's a pretty popular explanation. The word vagina comes from the Latin for sheath, too (The More You Know!)

I knew a guy who would brag about doing this - walking out of Armani in a stolen suit, etc. - he didn't see anything wrong with it either. Now he's a heroin addict...maybe it was a gateway, maybe he's just effed up to begin with.

Awww, I want him to be my weird rich uncle. His character in I Heart Huckabees was the best!

I just emailed this article to my boyfriend with a subject line of "hint hint" - he's become a little selfish lately. Here's hoping it works?

P.S. I have never heard of this chick before - is she famous or something?

@chancentrate: It's not so much that I'm jealous she can wear stuff like that (although if I went outside with no pants on I'd get picked up by the cops as a suspected crackhead, because who goes outside in winter without pants??). It's the incongruity of long sleeves and no pants...on a dress that's unzipped in the…