@VictorEspical: Um, no to that blithe argument. Unless you want to write like Sylvia Plath. And then stick your head in the oven.

This smacks of self-righteous exhibitionism. Sure, you can pick and choose your issues, but there's a line between caring about social change and getting off on being contrary. Like the guy who went to prison for freeing some minks from a mink farm (where are the minks gonna go? into the woods? to be eaten by…

@I_can_still_pitch: *snort*

When my sister and her husband divorced, she moved out of state and couldn't take the cats. He was too broken-hearted to keep them (and also had to move into a tiny apartment with his friend). They ended up at her ex-roommate's grandmother's house with a bunch of dogs and nobody sees them any more :(

@hobbitay: Yeah I never had issues with the patch either. It was totally easy, the only time there was trouble was when it fell off in the sauna - apparently doesn't stick so well on sweaty asses.

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks callouses are useful...what happens to my perfectly smooth feet? They get blisters! BIG ones.

@Lirael: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaas yooooooou wiiiiiiiish.... *sigh*

I think it's unfair to insinuate that Eric Wilson is arguing callously for Depression in "Against Happiness" - he's simply saying that all the focus on Happiness in our society encourages people to be one-sided. Life isn't about being happy all the time, it's about taking the bitter with the sweet. Happiness is…

@foodandshoes: According to the article, he wasn't undecided:

The first thing I thought when I read the headline was 'oh, hey, my friends are on TV?' I know people who do this very happily, without sacrificing culture or social bonds...it's tough work not accidentally poisoning yourself, and usually you end up having to depend on the leftovers/handouts/dumpster dives of those…

@clevernamehere: Does that ever actually come up?

@Michellekins: If you can drink legally, you're old. Next ELLE: cute clutches to hold your fake ID!!

@haptotrope: What armpit? All I see on the left is a backwards shoulder.

@Beebs: After 1934, yes. Cause it was "immoral" to show criminals winning out in Hollywood movies. Don't want to mislead the kiddies.

@duetoprivacy: Are you sure it's not An Affair to Remember?

@oshinko roll: I just wanna DANCE like biggie shorty. In those shoes.

@gold_gato: I just imagined a bunch of balding dude scientists ripping open their lab coats to reveal plaid-colors 'Bros'...

Did anyone else noticed how Stewart said "President Bill Clinton" at the end instead of "Former President"? It sounds like someone misses the 90s as much as I do...

@RedBeansAndRiceDidMissHer: I used to pride myself on being able to clear a room.

@fouxdufafa: Thank you! Stevia's been around way longer than this chemists' jizz Splenda bullshit. Put a little in some iced tea...mm.