Whelan was later heard saying, "We're not talking about the guys who built the railroads here." Before wondering off and mumbling, "They peed on my fucking rug"

Yes, how dare he express obvious frustration that the national media keeps taking everything he does and portraying it in the worst possible light! He should have responded in eloquently crafted rhyming couplets.

i'd throw hands with a kangaroo for like ten bucks

White ppl

In lieu of flowers, the raccoon's family asks that you contribute to the nation's foremost death-by-wrench-bludgeoning charity, the Gang-A-Wish Foundation.

God speed, Coach Riley.

Being one spot ahead of Brandon Weeden on the depth chart would force any man to take drastic measures.

"typically fantastic performance from DeMarco Murray"

I got a name for it! Its called the "Don't click on articles with headlines that refer to subjects that you'd rather ignore yet still feel compelled to complain about the fact that other people find them important" app. Whaddya think? Too many of those words?

actually, in Steve Kerr's America, white men are constantly terrorized by supernatural black men.

4 For 30: The Ryan Leaf Story

The Peyton Manning/Ryan Leaf 30 For 30 that inevitably gets made is going to be absolutely fascinating

"Stevie and I played catch for hours. He's an amazing human being."

"The 6-76ers" has a nice ring to it

I feel badly for Brett Brown, who will surely be fired the minute these guys can put together 30 wins in a season.

Last I checked, gangsters have committed to a life of crime. Cops have taken an oath to uphold it.

On Deadspin, which this isn't

Except his killers were charged & indicted, and at trial they'll go away for decades if not be put to death. Unlike these killer cops who straight up walked, usually without a trial. You ignorant dumbass. Think for 2 seconds.

Of all of the really stupid comments in the grays that I read because I hate myself, I want to single this one out because I think it's truly a monumental achievement in tone-deafness to imagine that young black men are being more detrimentally affected by sympathetic Deadspin articles than by being MURDERED.

Today's announcement doesn't just leave me speechless. It truly makes me wonder how any person with dark skin can live in this country and trust that the systems and institutions that make it so great will work for them. Then you sum it up far too pointedly.