WTF is Lolly Water? What region?

Tragic news. I think I speak for all Michigan State fans when I say that today is a sad day.

Tebow was 2 for 8, but he does nothing but win. NOTHING BUT WIN.

"Ground and Pound:" how Rex likes his beef and how much he buys it by.

Rex Ryan's list:

Why is he touching his hat during the pose?

Typical. I bet the Rams front office is made up of Cardinals fans.

You mess with the ram, you get the bubble wrapped, pillow lined, marshmallow horns set on a field of fluffy down.

Not that I'm particularly surprised but still.

Who is worse, Peter King or Gregggggg Easterbrook? Is it apples to oranges? I mean, I prefer bananas myself.

I've watched every game so far this season, and I swear I have no horse in this race, but Hoyer has been so bad and is so physically limited that when he's also making bad decisions, you might as well play Manziel. They're about a toss-up at this point, and you need to see what you have with Manziel because, oh yeah,…

Actually, this is about ethics in video game bill collection.

God did it, that's good enough for me.

Curt Schilling Confused By "Economy, Laws" in "Rhode/Island"

He's also stunned by "anger, hatred" from "Creditors/Relatives/Anyone else who interacts with me on a daily basis."

I took your wife out and she was hot.

Good. The Cleveland Browns with a winning record is a crime against God, man, and nature.

If this is how Manziel bounces back from a pregame fistfight, just wait until he becomes an alleged accessory to homicide.

Right now in Bristol, they are salivating. They can't wait to say Johnny Football at least five times for each broadcast. And, oh, Jon Gruden just wet his pants in delight.