When reached for comment, Smush Parker reportedly said "Shit nobody threw me a party when I was breaking records." I quickly reminded Smush Parker that he didn't break any records, he then asked me for a dollar.

Yes but were there any jersey exchanges for said ass eating?

Then Florida St goes on to win

sounds like he helped them out

Time was the Patriots were the tiffany jewel in the crown of the NFL.

Dude didn't have enough time to wipe his ass, and say his name? Many other alternatives, rather than running away with a dirty ass.

"Hologram Tom Landry!"

Ok.

I used Brennan Clay's tweets as a icebreaker, no success yet.

The 76ers are willing to accommodate Taylor Swift.

+1

HOT TAKE- Radiohead is the greatest band ever.

"That's hot"- Joe Namath, Michael Sam.

#HotTakeWorld2014

maybe Russell Wilson is black enough.

I would fuck a puma up.

Smh poor Raccoon smh he was just looking for some trash smh #smh #whatisthisworldcomingto #justicefortheraccoon #mikerileytookalateralmovebymovingfromoregonsttonebraska

*Rex Ryan pokes head in*

If the referee wasn't circumcised, tip injuries wouldn't matter. I think.