Strickland- "Get in the dugout boy!

On a related note, did anyone know that Canadian policemen have guns??

Treon Harris- "Will Florida games be televised?"

Percy Harvin asked for a trade to the Jets he's quoted as saying "See while Geno Smith sucks he is black"

"Im not jealous at all"- Julius Erving

"I agree with this"- Arizona politicians.

"Or maybe Kobe is a cornball brother"- Guys in barbershop waiting to get a haircut.

"Browns lose to the Jaguars 24-6. Both teams still garbage."

"When you play with heart! It's supposed to hurt! You just kick the ball!"- Emittt Smith

Jameis Winston was better than Golson in the second half.

Hi im Sergio Romo

*Jim Irsay takes breathlizer test*

Its actually .666

Mashmakhan - Happy You Should Be:

This movie will suck.

He could have been gay

Mike Glennon is last bc nobody wants to see his neck

Tottenham and "Champions league" should never be in the same sentence.

Did the FSU mold sweep rape evidence under the rug?

My nigerian pen pal said he already got the shirt in the mail.