The only real unwritten rule is hypocrisy.

The only correct response.

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

they should probably start the layoffs with their fucking HR department, because they sound hideous. 

TheMaven’s job listings already contain a number of SI positions, including “Expert Writer” and “Sport Editor,”

Two words: Cheap. Grace.

Are you gone and on to somewhere new?

Is someone taking your Dest

Those that are middle class can afford a $70k car.

If Sendejo had come in to wrap up and tackle instead of turning himself into a human missile, this wouldn’t have happened.

Mantis Tobbogan disagrees:

There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So…

Also, in that HHCD pick six clip, the announcer keeps saying “here in D.C.” Someone should tell the dude that he was in fucking Maryland.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

How many correct calls must we endure before this horror is banished to hell, and we can go back to complaining about refs missing all the calls before being stalked and killed by deranged passionate fans after the game, like the soccer I remember?

For the last time, Rex Grossman is NOT coming out of retirement!

Brandon Weeden looks like your older sister’s annoying boyfriend.

You’re an asshole.

Having had a history that has spanned working in the ideal situation, working on my own hustle, working at places where I knew the work wasn’t going to be what I expected and, currently, working at a place where the job was almost a complete switcheroo from what was offered, I’ve come to one conclusion: