Are you gone and on to somewhere new?

Is someone taking your Dest

Those that are middle class can afford a $70k car.

If Sendejo had come in to wrap up and tackle instead of turning himself into a human missile, this wouldn’t have happened.

Mantis Tobbogan disagrees:

There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So…

Also, in that HHCD pick six clip, the announcer keeps saying “here in D.C.” Someone should tell the dude that he was in fucking Maryland.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

How many correct calls must we endure before this horror is banished to hell, and we can go back to complaining about refs missing all the calls before being stalked and killed by deranged passionate fans after the game, like the soccer I remember?

For the last time, Rex Grossman is NOT coming out of retirement!

Brandon Weeden looks like your older sister’s annoying boyfriend.

You’re an asshole.

Having had a history that has spanned working in the ideal situation, working on my own hustle, working at places where I knew the work wasn’t going to be what I expected and, currently, working at a place where the job was almost a complete switcheroo from what was offered, I’ve come to one conclusion:

I didn't want to star this, but you are really twisting my arm.

“Depends. Is she pregnant?”

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

“In the building” is also a pretty solid summary of my average day at work.

McDonald’s bizarre forays into elevated burgers and healthy salads happened because they saw their market share dropping, even as their profits climbed. They saw the signs of a massive increase in frequency of dining out, and couldn’t conceive of it not being about them. Rather than understand how they fit in a new…