For non-New Yorkers, flying American Airlines is a decent way to simulate what it’s like to depend on MTA for transportation.

If you start your sentence with, “Back in my day...” you better finish it with, “...is not a great indicator of how things should be because we had casual racism and sexism and threw trash out car windows like a bunch of damn idiots.”

arrr ‘tis true, the sight of gold drives many a Pirate mad

Also inspired by Bronson Arroyo was Perez’s 72 mph heater.

It wouldn’t be me, because I wouldn’t be dumb enough to have a bathroom in my house with a window like this. 

Make sure you measure your windows BEFORE you buy the blinds, Alex.

Anything you put on the teleprompter. A-ny-thin-ga

Imagine that, David French of the National Retail Federation is telling us to buy big ticket items. I wonder if there’s ever a time when he would suggest something else. 

“Charlie Chesbrough, senior economist for Cox Automotive, told AutoNews that he has a working hypothesis. Mainly, it costs more to buy a car these days, and it’s tough to borrow the money to do it. It’s pretty tough to sell to a market that doesn’t have the means to buy.”

I was born to a non-practicing, Jewish family. East coast, liberal, thinks education is a good thing; you know the type.

Every AirBNB from Rochester to the Berkshires is gonna be booked, and every guest will leave the place cleaner than they found it.

Whilst I totally tired of the game after a while (not a slight on it, just don’t like doing the same thing much too often) I feel like this a bit misses the point (or missed the point of what was fun for me).

In those Chicago days that pre-dated US Cellular, the Servais was spotty at best.

As a Bernie supporter that voted for him in the primaries in 2016:

A great collection of good doggos, 13/10 would kinja again

I really don’t get the “because open records” thing with Florida. I’ve lived in several states, and worked in media in those states. In each, we’d send a reporter to the courthouse every morning to pick up the previous day’s batch of criminal complaints. These are available to the public. You can go into your…

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

Okay we’re getting into ableist country now, but one of the requirements for something to be considered a serious mental illness is the degree to which it obstructs your ability to get along in everyday life. Someone who leaves a saucer of milk out for the faeries in the garden but otherwise is kind to others and…

I’m an atheist and have many, many criticisms of organized churches and their teachings on a broad level, but to pretend like they don’t do good in this world is insane. I work with the homeless in a very cold, very expensive city, and every year the number one group to give donations and cook meals is always the…

Spoken like someone ignorant of their own irrational blind spots.