Hard to believe he emotionally and physically abused his wife.

Anyone wanna know all that I know about Tommy Boy?

Any Democrat who uses the word “bipartisanship” needs to be politely escorted from the building and cordially asked to never return.

Subaru’s interiors always feel like they’re about 5-7 years behind the rest of the industry. And, unfortunately, in their push to sell jacked-up cladded Outbacks to suburban soccer moms whose greatest adventure is to the mall, they started to just blend into the rest of the automotive landscape.

My Save the Subaru Plan:
1. Fuck the ascent. Seriously, you built this company on people from a certain economic niche that tends to have smaller families, you don’t need to sell a giant suv when you already made the outback giant.
2. People love the crosstrek and the forester. Want to sell more? Give it a decent…

After my granFanda died, I discovered she had snuck little bits of money into money markets, CD’s and savings accounts in my name since my birth. I was notified of this by her sister via a post card with my first clue (because she made it a treasure hunt). All told she left me 24k. The knowledge of that money, of the…

New England should have seen it coming when Derek Anderson called out “Readyyyy.... down.... HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT”

Because it’s a huge pain in the ass to take your car into a dealer for service when the dealer is only open the exact same hours you’re required to be at work. 

Saw that article yesterday, didn’t open it, and thought “This is when I’d hate to work at Deadspin. They’re probably drawing straws right now for who has to read that fucking thing.”

If you’ve got nearly $400M free & clear why would you invest? You’ll pay big capital gains taxes on anything you make; and this is after paying a huge chunk of taxes on the lump sum initially. That’s getting taxed twice. Also, the market is at a historic high right now and is being artificially propped up by the tax…

This is demanding, without understanding.

Nobody on God’s green earth deserves to be benched in favor of Geno Smith.

There are literally zero teams, in baseball or any other major sport, that believe in and practice “analytics only.” That is a nonsense straw man beloved by people like Michael Kay who feel threatened by numbers they don’t understand. If the Yankees were “analytics only,” they would have hired a statistician to manage…

Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

Reading this comment, down here in the greys seem about right

I gotta say, respect to the Madden curse for really upping its fucking game. No resting on laurels there. 

Dealer: Sir, you have 9, would you like to hit?

This game was the greatest sporting event I’ve ever been able to attend, and honestly one of the best nights of my life. Unreal tension, back and forth lead changes, 12 innings (with a 1-1 10th), surprise heroes and goats, the possibility that it was the Twins last ever game in the Metrodome, the crowd losing their…

This is supposed to be a calendar from the 80's but doesn’t have this drawn on it? FAKE CALENDAR! Sad!

Jimmy Butler wants to be traded to a team that can afford a free agent like KAT. Jimmy Butler plays with KAT. Jimmy Butler is an idiot.