Then 90% of the country is lower class.

It’s great news that the cops kept their composure and didn’t commit any “shooting fouls”

Trigg Adams, Sanders’ grandson

The sign about deaths on the road really kicks this image up a notch.

And hello to you, guy who is doing great but not quite as good as deGrom so far this season.

according to Comscore, nobody. fun fact: more people [‘unique visitors’] read Timothy Burke over the months of March and April 2018 than read all of barstoolsports.com, according to Comscore. 

There are three rules in life.

I mean, it’s fucked up right? The notion that it seemed so easy for him? To just do it, to actually try and pull it off? What a fucking asshat.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

There’s being a mentor, and there’s being a dick.  Bud Norris is being a dick.  

Worse. They’re going to make him play 16 games for the Bills.

The preeminent? Just because someone gets a job at YLS in an era where the competition was comprised of being anointed by existing faculty does not a great scholar makes. Amar is a classic case of the self-fulfilling prophecy of such faculty hiring practices. If he hadn’t been so many people who went on into the legal…

My uncle has an MBA and a doctorate in “leadership.” As anyone who has had a conversation with the man can attest, one thing is true: if the MBAs don’t kill us, they’ll get us to kill ourselves if only to be spared hearing them talk more. 

Every time I’m in a Chipotle I think about this one.

I have googled a solid 2 whole minutes trying to find it, and I can’t, but I remember it so well:
Area Man Still Using Shampoo at Pre-Haircut Level

instantly thought of another hail mary

thanks, hopefully the next seven days of sports provide me one more opportunity to do this dumb stunt i’ve been doing for nine years now

Jesus, what fucking monsters. Who leaves a voicemail when texting exists?

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

He was punished how the court saw fit. He has to register as an offender. He will carry this title forever due to him being in the public eye. He is not owed fame and fortune. He isn't not owed your money or your admiration. He publicly smeared the victim and her family by calling them liars, to further his career.…