These UNC players deserve a break from school. They should give the kids who write their papers the week off.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

Because you were at the gate, with full, normal toilet facilities, 30 seconds prior?

Never

I don’t have a joke to go with this but I just googled it and holy shit Diners Club still exists

When I started working (many years ago) my department formed a fantasy baseball league, which was led by one of the top bosses.

You rang?

THEY ALL WORE GOGGLES THINKING THEY WERE THE NEXT GEORGE MIKAN.

Ha! Like we could steam anything at our desktops anyway. Screw you JSP, I had better bandwidth in Afghanistan in 2011. Im not kidding, I struggle to get a reddit loaded and its 90% text.

I don’t know about Nance, but reading this piece made me very disappointed in Kevin.

Pink Lady or GTFO!

Mae Beavers! She doesn’t sound as cool as her cousin Ethel in Pawnee.

“Correction: second American.” - Abby Wambach

Really loved how Suarez couldn’t decide whether he should pretend to have been elbowed or pushed in the back, then settled on pretending he’d been stabbed in the throat.

The Ocho!

To require someone to be patriotic is fundamentally un-American. The freedom to publicly state, I am ashamed of my country is the most American thing there is, from the very start of this nation. This is the same mistake made 50 years ago punishing the American act of protest, to make America better.

Players can represent their country only, apparently, if they’re willing to represent the version of the country in which U.S. Soccer is most interested in selling.

Dammit Burneko now I am going to draft him way too high and I am going to be so mad about it by June.

Braves fan, long-time Heyward supporter.