i couldn’t quite suss out what this comment was trying to say, but i starred it anyway because i love the enthusiasm and also the thought of trevor bauer being stuffed with stem cells

No way. Those Sixers teams that Iverson dragged into the playoffs year after year—including to the Finals, where he singlehandedly scraped a road game off one of the most dominant teams the NBA has ever had!—were absolute trash, beyond AI himself. Absolute trash.

How much do you wanna bet that he was an insufferable asshole before the money as well?

A lot of times, you hear stories about a professional athlete going broke, and you feel bad for them.

I’m fairly certain Jerry Jones is going to rip Abbott’s spine out of his body like some Mortal Kombat move if he’s told he can’t host another Super Bowl.

You underestimate the 100% pure organic farm to table dickishness of James Dolan.

As a person who has attended golf tournaments, I can unequivocally state that there are no good people who attend golf tournaments.

Yeah, Costas is good. Tirico’s good too. We should appreciate those who are very good at a very hard job that most people aren’t good at.

Why not?

“Oh great so I gotta start off extra innings with some dude clogging up the base path in front of my hitters? Not on your life dude.” Dusty Baker

I’m good with my comments about a guy who didn’t get to a full Win and has a lifetime OPS of .777.

Who of us hasn’t drafted Adam Morrison third overall?

I know it’s not a fun answer but he’s basically a replacement-level player. Not many teams want to give 1B/DH at-bats to someone who can’t OPS .800

This used to be the case, but now they have the American Heroes Channel, otherwise known as the Republican History Channel.

Let’s not forget that a man who grew up in New York who is a bandwagon fan of a Boston sports team is our president. We have elected literally the worst sort of person.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

I feel for your pain. And I’m going to try to say this in the nicest way possible, but ... he wasn’t the entire country’s father.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

You’d still be draining a full minute off the clock if you ran the ball in that situation....removing the time needed for a comeback.

The whole thing was a mystery. The prologue is them wasting their final TO on an obviously dumb challenge that their guys in the booth should have seen. Then they elect to return from the endzone and lose precious seconds and 13 yards. Then they don’t spike the football to stop the clock. Everything they did was dumb…