Surely they could see the declining metrics in all aspects of his game: his bat flips were spending 31% less time in the air and on average an opposing player could floor him with 40% fewer punches as compared to just three years ago.

You might have to settle for Big Ben forcing himself on the Pats defense.

Is there a term for when one asshole hits another? Off to Urban Dictionary...

Not even. The Goo Goo Dolls were a punk-ish Replacements-style outfit turned straight up lite rock that your mom listens to when she fills the hot tub, lights the candles and breaks out the toolbox of dildos. There’s not a single song in their discography that one would honestly call “post-grunge.” They’re not even a…

I think the precedent is being set in LA as we speak. If the city fails to support the Rams AND the Chargers, the biggest bogeyman in NFL relocation schemes utterly disappears (though with Las Vegas set to take its place). Hence why the league was offering huge subsidies to Spanos to get him to stay; the THREAT of…

In other words: The Los Angeles thing turned out precisely how everyone outside the NFL thought it would.

Sadly, Clemson winning furthers the fact that North Carolina is sprinting full tilt towards the title of “worst Carolina.” 5 years ago I would have sworn SC was untouchable.

Congratulations to Clemson on their first national championship.

Considering we live in a country that doesn’t reliably track police shootings I can understand how tracking knee braces for college athletes can slip through the cracks.

Fire Budenholzer and hire Mark Jackson? Both parties should be ashamed of themselves here.

Steve Smith had 9 seasons of more than 70 receptions. Only 10 wide receivers have done that. Lets see if Beckham or Decker even *play* 9 seasons. If you change it to 60, he’s got 11 seasons, and he’s only one of 9 to do that. And he returned about 300 punts and kickoffs, for 6TD’s, a 25yd KO avg and a 9-yd punt avg).

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

Where can I read more of this?

I say this all the time, but just imagine how the Boston media would ridicule someone like Peyton Manning if he did half the wack shit Brady does. Between that fucking diet and all these insane fake health products they’d eviscerate him.

Having been raised in the deep south, I can tell you it’s quite common for people there to be very kind and nice to individual minorities they know in their actual lives, while regularly spouting the most horrificially racist stuff about minority groups in general, and more importantly, voting in accordance with those…

Just go full throttle and ask how a WNBA player compares to a rec league player, because elite NCAAWB players end up in the WNBA. I’ll give you two points to ponder:

One day, there will be a women’s basketball thread where no one questions the ability of the elite women in basketball’s upper tier to play the game.

Such a great scrambler - it’s like he’s been dodging people close to him his entire life.