Nah, 93 Bonneville, forest green with gold accents.

This is the world’s smallest violin playing for all those poor inconvienced season ticket holders who have to trudge out for the privilege of viewing a live NFL football game on a Thursday night.

BRETT FAVRE WOULD PLAY IT TWICE A WEEK FOR FREE HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE

“...heroic feet ...”

I don’t understand what these fuckers want, besides having women suffer and die when the 23-week pregnancy they found out would kill them actually fucking kills them. Or have devastated families saddled with 6-figure debt after watching a horribly deformed baby die for a few weeks. How can they be such assholes about…

Reporter: “And what’s your weak point right now?”

Hmm, seems pretty grounded to the ground. The owner just wanted to fulfill the commercials promises!

Burden is on Briles. The required evidence is significantly different if he isn’t considered a public figure (which is a ridiculous claim by Briles).

That striker must be going through hellas.

GARDENHOSER

I love you.

The Cubs will use this to draft prospects with really tight ligaments after bone breaks. I saw a documentary about twenty years ago that showed one such case.

Yeah. Super Van City was expensive back in the day. So I got Toolbox City instead.

As the child of loyal GM man who bought clunker after clunker, I will probably never buy a GM, ever. The cheap ass interiors and shit reliability that I endured for 20 years is going to take some time to get over.

Nice trip to Utopia, now come back to reality where just about everyone could stand to benefit from union representation.

“Big deal . We managed to win only one WS with 3 #1 starters who are all in the HOF.”

Sydney Ellen Wade is everything.

I’m defending White America- the majority of baseball fans.

This is, verbatim, the blurb off the Blu-Ray box for First Take Season 3.

Relevant. For multiple reasons.