The last Grand Slam to silence so many in Cleveland was a case of botulism at Denny’s.

Die in a fire.

It was apparently a schwing pass

Note to self: Suck up to Crunch-Tacos.

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

This doesn’t seem right. The technique force OTs to move laterally and pass block in space, often without the inside help of the OG. That’s far from the “exact pocket” OLmen want. And it clearly doesn’t eliminate inside rush moves either—if anything, it seems to provide more room to work inside for speed rushers, as…

“Oh, I didn’t see you there while I was doing all these pushups”

Why would you send someone home after shooting them? I think you’re doing it wrong.

It’s absurd:

QUACK QUACK QUACK MR DUCKSWORTH

I met Joe Walsh in a Colonial cafe outside of Elgin Community College during my lunch break some years back. I thought I recognized him and asked, “are you Joe Walsh?”

The GOP calls it the “Max Cleland”.

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

I don’t think you can play him in the outfield. I know it’s the World Series, and I know it’s the Cubs in the World Series, but you risk giving up an awful lot on defense even apart from the potential of a re-injury. Let’s not forget this team won 103 games (well, technically 101) without Schwarber. Have him be the…

The real-life Frank Reynolds.

Quiet 1990s Jeff Goldblum.

+1 smallpox infected blanket

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

Her voice is bananas.

The things a lady has to do for a green card.