I’d temper that enthusiasm, any setbacks and he’s down 0-2.

How many athletes and their families have to prostrate themselves at the altar of amateurism before the NCAA and their useful idiots and fans change the rules?

Going topless in ocean city would be like going topless at waffle house

Top two reasons I go are Blue Crabs and pit beef! Also the Conowingo dam, Annapolis and St Michaels. But yes boobies as well.

Most nudists go to the beach so they can dangle their scrotum mere inches from the book I’m pretending to read while hoping to get a glimpse of someone under 50 sunbathing in the nude before finally giving up.

Of course he plays for the Beavers. Only team name more fitting would be the Nittany Lions...

I’m glad that little girl had the courage to speak up. Brave kid.

I think it was Dave Attell who said there is a fine line between snuggling and holding someone down against their will.

I think it’s the “machine” part. My cousin, Sex Machine, is also a scumbag.

36 years in prison is some alpha male shit brooooooooo!!!!

It must be something with the name. I have an acquaintance named War Machine and he is always in trouble as well. Weird.

I played right field in little league.

I used to play third base, but I never quite mastered the slowing-down-time thing.

Yes they did!

Just remember, there’s no bigger loser than the guy who acts like his hometown’s team’s success is some reflection on him.

Sad thing is id way more prefer my wife to blow me, but the odds of that happening are about the same as scarjo offering the same service. The other sad thing is if scarjo did offer id say no.

Area Man Finds Consequences Of His Actions Are Not What He Anticipated, Confused As To How To Proceed.

nope. I decided to have a robortion after R2-PlanB2 failed.

Some guy writes about fat people becoming the norm, and everyone clutches their swine before pearls...

Punched a midget once.